I may live in a terribly rough place, but I have a luxury house in Pet Society.
I may don't have a clue how to plant a seed, but I'm a mega farmer in FarmVille.
I may cannot cook scrambled eggs, but I'm a rich top Chef in Restaurant City.
Worst of all, I may not have a friend to spend some quality time together, but I have hundreds of friends on Facebook.
Reasons why it should be renamed to Fakebook.